The Grand Nation of Ovstylap is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.081 billion Ovstylapians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ovstylapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,446 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The purgative quality of Ovstylapian cuisine is known across the globe, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovstylap's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ovstylap is ranked 301,010^th in the world and 18^th in Northern Utopia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.42 average smiles per day.