
| Population | 13.184 billion |
| Capital | Ypaæpilisa |
| Leader | Paul Schaefer |
| Faith | Catholicism |
| Currency | Argæld |
| Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Sovereign Republic of Oskenia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paul Schaefer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 13.184 billion Oskenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ypaæpilisa. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Oskenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion Argælds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,501 Argælds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Newspaper headlines proclaim something happened somewhere at a time, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, raccoons are plump and satiated, and the nation's space program is doxxing the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oskenia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Oskenia is ranked 136,265th in the world and 8th in Markion for Most Influential, scoring 428 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Oskenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Oskenia's influence in Markion rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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Oskenia, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet.
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Oskenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
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Oskenia, raccoons are plump and satiated.
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Oskenia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
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Oskenia, newspaper headlines proclaim something happened somewhere at a time.
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Oskenia, a flying elephant and Paul Schaefer share the same nickname.
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Oskenia, beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Golden Eagle writhes after eating Argælds.
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Oskenia, Oskenians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples.

























































