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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,815thNicest Citizens: 4,117th
The Sovereign Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Rafo nustro mödio y belvakier Oskenia!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Oskenia

Population13.184 billion

CapitalYpaæpilisa
LeaderPaul Schaefer
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyArgæld
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Sovereign Republic of Oskenia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paul Schaefer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 13.184 billion Oskenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ypaæpilisa. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oskenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion Argælds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,501 Argælds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspaper headlines proclaim something happened somewhere at a time, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, raccoons are plump and satiated, and the nation's space program is doxxing the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oskenia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Oskenia is ranked 136,265th in the world and 8th in Markion for Most Influential, scoring 428 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,291stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,815thNicest Citizens: 4,117thMost Accessible: 4,736thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,922ndMost Cultured: 5,000thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,115thHighest Food Quality: 5,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,965thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,008thMost Inclusive: 6,560thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,770thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,798thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,267thLargest Governments: 7,503rdBest Weather: 7,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,895thMost Developed: 8,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,106thMost Efficient Economies: 10,336thSmartest Citizens: 10,455thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,491stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,815thMost Devout: 12,442ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,551stLowest Crime Rates: 12,638thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,760thMost Armed: 20,002ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,634thMost Income Equality: 22,516thHighest Average Incomes: 24,015thHealthiest Citizens: 25,289thLargest Retail Industry: 25,475th
Top
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oskenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Oskenia's influence in Markion rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet.
  • : Oskenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, raccoons are plump and satiated.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, newspaper headlines proclaim something happened somewhere at a time.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, a flying elephant and Paul Schaefer share the same nickname.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Golden Eagle writhes after eating Argælds.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, Oskenians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples.

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