The Sovereign Republic of Oskenia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Paul Schaefer with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 13.788 billion Oskenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ypaæpilisa. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oskenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,104 trillion Argælds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,616 Argælds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is full of esquivalience, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, Paul Schaefer reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oskenia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Oskenia is ranked 8,244^th in the world and 5^th in Markion for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.94 years.