The Federal Socialist Republic of Osea 767 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Eric Ruhle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.669 billion Oseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serovskaya. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osean economy, worth a remarkable 8,283 trillion Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 219,909 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osea 767's national animal is the Yaroslavian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Osea 767 is ranked 554^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Dienstad for Safest, scoring 172.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.