The Dark Lord of Orostan is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate population of 22.578 billion Terrorists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanbaliq. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Orostanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,073 trillion Oreos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,406 Oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, Orostan recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, and posters encourage people to "Just Do It!". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orostan's national animal is the Horse Archer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orostan is ranked 38,480^th in the world and 55^th in The Western Isles for Safest, scoring 106.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.