The Confederated Republic of Orellana is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Hilda Yoshimura Quintana with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.352 billion Orellans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Francisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Orellan economy, worth 833 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 54,243 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,365 per year while the poor average 12,467, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Orellana's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Orellana is ranked 56,975^th in the world and 1,733^rd in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 262.66 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.