The Sultanate of Oontaz Dert Li Ng is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sultan Kudarat Oontaz with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.835 billion Oontazniks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manitogoro. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Oontaznik economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion riyals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,795 riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

"Sultan Kudarat Oontaz got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, umbrellas are back in fashion, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oontaz Dert Li Ng's national animal is the butanding, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oontaz Dert Li Ng is ranked 100,806^th in the world and 20^th in Arrosia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 913.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.