The Sultanate of Oontaz Dert Li Ng is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sultan Kudarat Oontaz with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.579 billion Oontazniks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manitogoro. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The powerhouse Oontaznik economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion riyals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 81,732 riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps stinks, religious education is a new government priority, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Oontaz Dert Li Ng's national animal is the butanding, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oontaz Dert Li Ng is ranked 266,341^st in the world and 134^th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.25 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.