The Soviet Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First People's Commissar Nomuudikka with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.839 billion Onionist Randosians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randosigrad. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Randosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,938 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, workers seize the means of production as foreign troops seize Onionist Randosia's autonomy, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onionist Randosia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Diomedian Onionism.

Onionist Randosia is ranked 245,834^th in the world and 19^th in Aurora for Largest Black Market, with 202 billion Standard Monetary Units.