by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,289thMost Inclusive: 3,024thNicest Citizens: 3,543rd
The Prideful Onionist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Sovetskiy Luk Navsegda! Slava svobodi narodu Ukrayina!
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Onionist Randosia

Population2.642 billion

LeaderHigh People's Commissar Nomuudikka
FaithDiomedian Onionism

AnimalAlbatross towing a pride flag

The Prideful Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by High People's Commissar Nomuudikka with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.642 billion Onionist Randosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randosigrad. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Onionist Randosian economy, worth 335 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,175 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treason is relative, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onionist Randosia's national animal is the Albatross towing a pride flag, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Diomedian Onionism.

Onionist Randosia is ranked 11,246th in the world and 6th in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.01 bananas ingested per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,289thTop
Most Inclusive: 3,024thNicest Citizens: 3,543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,580thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,938thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,947thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,079thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,136thSafest: 5,185thMost Pacifist: 5,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,727thHighest Food Quality: 5,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,083rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,226thBest Weather: 7,514thLargest Governments: 7,999thLowest Crime Rates: 8,222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,714thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,728thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,052ndMost Influential: 10,039thSmartest Citizens: 10,127thMost Developed: 10,272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,303rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,225thHealthiest Citizens: 11,246thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,294thMost Cultured: 14,467thMost Income Equality: 14,508thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,894thMost Secular: 21,884thHighest Average Incomes: 22,871st
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the region

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