by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,463rdMost Inclusive: 5,504th
The Red New Years Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
High People's Commissar Nomuudikka
Eminence Grise
Commissar of Recruitment
Civil Rights
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Onionist Randosia

Population1.725 billion

LeaderHigh People's Commissar Nomuudikka
FaithDiomedian Onionism


The Red New Years Republic of Onionist Randosia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High People's Commissar Nomuudikka with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.725 billion Onionist Randosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randosigrad. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Onionist Randosian economy, worth 165 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 96,114 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, foreign leaders are advising that High People's Commissar Nomuudikka's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and racehorses move a lot slower these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onionist Randosia's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Diomedian Onionism.

Onionist Randosia is ranked 205,054th in the world and 133rd in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 8.45 Obesity Rate.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,463rdMost Inclusive: 5,504thNicest Citizens: 5,654thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,877thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,874thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,077thSafest: 7,948thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,951stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,197thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,533rdHighest Food Quality: 10,459thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,887thLowest Crime Rates: 11,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,699thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,296thBest Weather: 12,356thLargest Governments: 12,368thMost Pacifist: 12,597thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,493rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,700thSmartest Citizens: 14,599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,332ndMost Income Equality: 15,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,001stLargest Publishing Industry: 16,580thMost Influential: 17,389thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,936thHealthiest Citizens: 20,847thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,887thMost Cultured: 21,963rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,951stMost Secular: 23,002nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the region

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