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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,868thMost Inclusive: 3,202ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,561st
The People's Onionist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Sovetskiy Luk Navsegda!
Commissar of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Onionist Randosia

Population5.751 billion

LeaderFirst Peoples Commissar Nomuudikka
FaithDiomedian Onionism


The People's Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Peoples Commissar Nomuudikka with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.751 billion Onionist Randosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randosigrad. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Randosian economy, worth 759 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,098 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First Peoples Commissar Nomuudikka's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Randosigrad spends billions upgrading public transport, and most ambassadors from Onionist Randosia retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onionist Randosia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Diomedian Onionism.

Onionist Randosia is ranked 268,693rd in the world and 17th in Aurora for Most Patriotic, with 0.77 flags saluted per person per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,868thTop
Most Inclusive: 3,202ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,561stNicest Citizens: 3,720thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,724thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,126thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,548thSafest: 4,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,908thMost Pacifist: 5,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,580thHighest Food Quality: 5,701stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,001stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,541stBest Weather: 6,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,556thLargest Governments: 7,803rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,850thMost Developed: 7,865thLowest Crime Rates: 8,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,515thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,942ndSmartest Citizens: 9,654thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,701stHealthiest Citizens: 11,395thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,241stMost Cultured: 13,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,723rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,402ndMost Income Equality: 18,120thMost Secular: 26,411thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,621stMost Subsidized Industry: 27,369thHighest Average Incomes: 27,724th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
Safest: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Roman Ravenia and Lasga.