The People's Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Peoples Commissar Nomuudikka with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.751 billion Onionist Randosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randosigrad. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Randosian economy, worth 759 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,098 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First Peoples Commissar Nomuudikka's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Randosigrad spends billions upgrading public transport, and most ambassadors from Onionist Randosia retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onionist Randosia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Diomedian Onionism.

Onionist Randosia is ranked 268,693^rd in the world and 17^th in Aurora for Most Patriotic, with 0.77 flags saluted per person per day.