The Chronic Boymoder of Omnicontrol is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.48 billion Omnis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aithbittarika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Omni economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Omnicoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 217,854 Omnicoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,997,655 per year while the poor average 2,513, a ratio of 794 to 1.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, and big game hunters travel to Omnicontrol to try their hand at shark-shooting. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omnicontrol's national animal is the Rising Aith, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Aithbitt Supremacy.

Omnicontrol is ranked 1,099^th in the world and 1^st in Astoria for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 223.61 on the Hayek Index.