Population | 4.63 billion |
Capital | Aithbittarika |
Leader | Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt |
Faith | The Holy Aithbitt Supremacy |
Currency | Omnicoin |
Animal | Rising Aith |
The Climb Back of Omnicontrol is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.63 billion Omnis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aithbittarika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Omni economy, worth 933 trillion Omnicoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,545 Omnicoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,437,460 per year while the poor average 9,291, a ratio of 154 to 1.
Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Rising Aiths, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnicontrol's national animal is the Rising Aith, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Aithbitt Supremacy.
Omnicontrol is ranked 2,652nd in the world and 35th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 163,050.08 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Rising Aiths.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, ten thousand Omni soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, rumour has it Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, the Omni military is limping towards victory.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.