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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,122ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,368th
The Climb Back of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Address me as the GOAT, like they call Chief Keef Sosa
Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Omnicontrol

Population4.63 billion

CapitalAithbittarika
LeaderHer Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt
FaithThe Holy Aithbitt Supremacy

CurrencyOmnicoin
AnimalRising Aith

The Climb Back of Omnicontrol is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.63 billion Omnis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aithbittarika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Omni economy, worth 933 trillion Omnicoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,545 Omnicoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,437,460 per year while the poor average 9,291, a ratio of 154 to 1.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Rising Aiths, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnicontrol's national animal is the Rising Aith, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Aithbitt Supremacy.

Omnicontrol is ranked 2,652nd in the world and 35th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 163,050.08 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,122ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,368thMost Avoided: 1,571stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,661stFattest Citizens: 1,767thMost Armed: 2,512thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,652ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,708thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,982ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,128thNudest: 4,252ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,342ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,887thMost Secular: 5,549thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,102ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,624thMost Patriotic: 6,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,476thLargest Retail Industry: 7,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,090thRudest Citizens: 9,001stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,124thHighest Average Incomes: 10,489thLargest Black Market: 14,141stTop
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Most Conservative: 20,158thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,688thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,209thMost Efficient Economies: 28,706th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 122nd in the regionMost Secular: 128th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionRudest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 185th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 381st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 410th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 410th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 479th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Rising Aiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, ten thousand Omni soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, rumour has it Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, the Omni military is limping towards victory.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.

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