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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,846thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,205th
The Help I Couped Astoria of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt
Crown Prince & Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.825 billion

LeaderHer Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt
FaithThe Holy Aithbitt Supremacy

AnimalRising Aith

The Help I Couped Astoria of Omnicontrol is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.825 billion Omnis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aithbittarika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Omni economy, worth 562 trillion Omnicoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,245 Omnicoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,127,708 per year while the poor average 17,248, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, the fate of the world literally rests on Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt's fingers, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnicontrol's national animal is the Rising Aith, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Holy Aithbitt Supremacy.

Omnicontrol is ranked 139,058th in the world and 75th in Astoria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,401.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,846thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,205thMost Avoided: 2,337thMost Armed: 2,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,626thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,865thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,372ndFattest Citizens: 3,588thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,605thLargest Mining Sector: 3,721stMost Patriotic: 4,250thNudest: 4,274thMost Secular: 5,260thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,740thLargest Retail Industry: 5,995thMost Conservative: 6,115thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,514thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,317thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,479thHighest Average Incomes: 9,489thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,692ndLargest Black Market: 10,673rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,165thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,831stMost Authoritarian: 22,679thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,998th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the region

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