The People's Republic of Okpuntui is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 10 million Okpuntians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The strong Okpuntian economy, worth 550 billion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,037 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, private law firms are unheard of, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Okpuntui. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Okpuntui's national animal is the Okpuntian Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Okpuntui is ranked 53,163^rd in the world and 827^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,571.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.