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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 131stHighest Disposable Incomes: 477thHighest Economic Output: 770th
The Divided Archipelago of
Father Knows Best State
He who controls the sea controls everything.
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Oceanic Vakiadia

Population29.488 billion

CapitalAdiakav and Ankyandya and Illani
LeaderI Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer
FaithExpansionist Anti-Penguinism

CurrencySelahunos
AnimalMegalodon Shark

The Divided Archipelago of Oceanic Vakiadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by I Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The cynical, cheerful population of 29.488 billion Vakiadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adiakav and Ankyandya and Illani. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vakiadian economy, worth an astonishing 10,270 trillion Selahunos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 348,299 Selahunos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, the little guy plays a big role in Vakiadian politics, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime is totally unknown. Oceanic Vakiadia's national animal is the Megalodon Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Expansionist Anti-Penguinism.

Oceanic Vakiadia is ranked 13,189th in the world and 1st in Xiliki for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.9 law-abiding acts per hour.

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1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 131stHighest Disposable Incomes: 477thHighest Economic Output: 770thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,076thMost Efficient Economies: 1,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,303rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,429thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,459thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,617thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,734thHighest Average Incomes: 1,752ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,949thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,348thSmartest Citizens: 2,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,673rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,770thMost Developed: 2,889thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,915thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,161stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,676thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,875thHighest Food Quality: 4,196thMost Cultured: 4,463rdLargest Populations: 4,669thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,257thLargest Governments: 6,290thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,378thMost Inclusive: 7,213thMost Influential: 8,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,822ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,923rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,563rdMost Patriotic: 11,581stLargest Insurance Industry: 12,342ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,950thLowest Crime Rates: 13,189thSafest: 15,372ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,750thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,312thMost Stationary: 16,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,683rdMost Secular: 17,187thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,062ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,284th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oceanic Vakiadia's influence in Xiliki rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia's influence in Xiliki fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia's influence in Xiliki rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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