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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 447thHighest Poor Incomes: 462nd
The Divided Archipelago of
Father Knows Best State
He who controls the sea controls everything.
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Oceanic Vakiadia

Population21.453 billion

CapitalAdiakav and Ankyandya and Illani
LeaderI Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer
FaithExpansionist Anti-Penguinism

CurrencySelahunos
AnimalMegalodon Shark

The Divided Archipelago of Oceanic Vakiadia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by I Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 21.453 billion Vakiadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adiakav and Ankyandya and Illani. The average income tax rate is 2.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vakiadian economy, worth a remarkable 7,457 trillion Selahunos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 347,629 Selahunos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, rumor has it that I Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer has won three lotteries in a row, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime is totally unknown. Oceanic Vakiadia's national animal is the Megalodon Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Expansionist Anti-Penguinism.

Oceanic Vakiadia is ranked 1,217th in the world and 1st in Xiliki for Highest Average Incomes, with 347,629.06 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 447thHighest Poor Incomes: 462ndMost Efficient Economies: 629thHighest Economic Output: 796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 993rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,217thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,310thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,318thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,632ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,691stSmartest Citizens: 1,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,911thTop
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Most Developed: 2,140thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,159thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,217thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,035thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,055thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,291stMost Cultured: 3,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,675thLargest Governments: 4,934thMost Inclusive: 5,180thLargest Populations: 5,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,774thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,775thLargest Retail Industry: 7,957thHealthiest Citizens: 7,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,833rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,923rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,081stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,869thMost Influential: 11,234thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,406thNicest Citizens: 15,090thSafest: 15,785thMost Secular: 15,887thLargest Mining Sector: 17,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,642nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, rumor has it that I Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens, the Top 5% for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.

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