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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 65th Most Efficient Economies: 132nd Highest Poor Incomes: 362nd
The Divided Archipelago of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
He who controls the sea controls everything.
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Oceanic Vakiadia

Population19.88 billion

CapitalAdiakav and Ankyandya and Illani
LeaderI Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer
FaithExpansionist Anti-Penguinism

CurrencySelahunos
AnimalMegalodon Shark

The Divided Archipelago of Oceanic Vakiadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by I Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 19.88 billion Vakiadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adiakav and Ankyandya and Illani. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vakiadian economy, worth a remarkable 6,969 trillion Selahunos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 350,580 Selahunos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer. Crime is totally unknown. Oceanic Vakiadia's national animal is the Megalodon Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Expansionist Anti-Penguinism.

Oceanic Vakiadia is ranked 1,421st in the world and 1st in Xiliki for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,845.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 65thMost Efficient Economies: 132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 362ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 398thHighest Economic Output: 770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 884thHighest Average Incomes: 949thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,155thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,291stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,335thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,366thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,421stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,441stSmartest Citizens: 1,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,686thTop
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Most Developed: 1,717thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,215thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,781stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,823rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,856thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,287thMost Cultured: 3,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,263rdLargest Governments: 4,864thMost Inclusive: 4,963rdLargest Populations: 5,440thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,680thLargest Retail Industry: 7,013thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,629thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,674thHealthiest Citizens: 7,720thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,994thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 9,430thLowest Crime Rates: 10,181stMost Influential: 10,519thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,918thSafest: 12,259thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,899thMost Secular: 14,081stLargest Mining Sector: 14,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,996thNicest Citizens: 16,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,417th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Oceanic Vakiadia, many believe that I Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.

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