The Failed Policies of Obama is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Barack Hussein Obama with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.268 billion Obamen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obama City. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The strong Obaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 45,443 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Eagles are considered a delicacy, Obama has designated Obama City as its capital city, Barack Hussein Obama has just been declared ruler of Obama in an international press conference, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Obama's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Obama is ranked 139,914^th in the world and 6,473^rd in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 70.93 years.