The Republic of Npc West Florida is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tony Steele with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.068 billion Npc West Floridans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorame. The average income tax rate is 56.5%.

The Npc West Floridan economy, worth 285 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,267 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, it's a jungle out there, worship days have replaced sick days, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Npc West Floridans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Npc West Florida's national animal is the Ligergator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of West Florida.

Npc West Florida is ranked 103,809^th in the world and 4^th in Union of Kenora for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,674.48 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.