The Republic of Npc West Florida is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tony Steele with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.303 billion Npc West Floridans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baton Rouge. The average income tax rate is 51.4%.

The strong Npc West Floridan economy, worth 87.4 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 67,107 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, and Tony Steele is the self-declared God of all Npc West Florida. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Npc West Florida's national animal is the Ligergator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Npc West Florida is ranked 178,270^th in the world and 47^th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Pacifist, with 30.7 Cheeks Turned Per Day.