The Communities of Nova Bromelia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by the Representative with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, feral children, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.437 billion Nova Bromelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naganin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Bromelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,757 trillion actual values a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,347 actual values, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 714,571 per year while the poor average 15,549, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Nova Bromelian surveillance, citizens are overwhelmed by beautiful simulacra, and government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters. Crime is totally unknown. Nova Bromelia's national animal is the non-human citizen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fire Worship.

Nova Bromelia is ranked 328,164^th in the world and 32^nd in St Abbaddon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.