The Norse-Gael Royaume of Nouvel Acadie is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Jean-Michel Charbonneau with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 24.874 billion Acadiens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vieux-Gaspé. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvel Acadiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,467 trillion Mils a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,822 Mils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, the atmosphere in Nouvel Acadiean boardrooms is turning more gay, and Vieux-Gaspé spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nouvel Acadie's national animal is the Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Nouvel Acadie is ranked 71,867^th in the world and 11^th in The Charter for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,988.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.