The Wastelands of Nothreen is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Godfather with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.069 billion Nothreenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Efyuberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nothreeny economy, worth an astonishing 11,292 trillion goldeens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 592,215 goldeens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,523,652 per year while the poor average 5,624, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and fair play is a sportsbook refusing to pay what it owes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nothreen's national animal is the Cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Knockism.

Nothreen is ranked 7,179^th in the world and 106^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,232.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.