The Republic of North NDR is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.214 billion North NDRians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient North NDRian economy, worth 132 trillion Blåhajs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,214 Blåhajs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,370 per year while the poor average 16,421, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

The statue in the Tesla Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, university admissions staff are blindfolded to prevent accidental bias, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North NDR's national animal is the shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North NDR is ranked 56,361^st in the world and 993^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 109,214.87 Standard Monetary Units.