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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 6th
The Spiritual Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pray and feel the love!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NormanJackson

Population32.796 billion

CapitalT'e Old'e Town
LeaderSupreme Master Overlord for All Time
FaithRomanism

Currencygold
Animalparish priest

The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.796 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 8,410 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 256,438 golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, the might of the entire so faithful Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.

NormanJackson is ranked 316,647th in the world and 1,408th in Europeia for Most Politically Free, scoring zero on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 6thBest Weather: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28thMost Conservative: 42ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54thMost Corrupt Governments: 60thMost Beautiful Environments: 72ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95thLowest Crime Rates: 262ndLargest Black Market: 304thMost Valuable International Artwork: 332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 553rdHighest Economic Output: 1,697thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,305thMost Stationary: 2,608thLargest Governments: 2,702ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,364thLargest Populations: 4,518thMost Efficient Economies: 5,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,930thMost Patriotic: 6,393rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,382ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,167thMost Influential: 12,943rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 21,979thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,891stMost Extreme: 25,537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,552nd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Extreme: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 85th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the might of the entire so faithful Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, it's a jungle out there.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the new one gold coin also makes a handy throwing-star.

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