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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thMost Devout: 6th
The Spiritual Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pray and feel the love!
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NormanJackson

Population20.208 billion

CapitalT'e Old'e Town
LeaderSupreme Master Overlord for All Time
FaithRomanism

Currencyprayer
Animalparish priest

The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.208 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 3,850 trillion prayers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 190,545 prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, many in NormanJackson are born in the purple, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.

NormanJackson is ranked 231,816th in the world and 768th in Europeia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -62.93 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thMost Devout: 6thBest Weather: 70thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 86thMost Corrupt Governments: 92ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 256thLargest Black Market: 364thMost Beautiful Environments: 422ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 483rdLowest Crime Rates: 563rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 618thFattest Citizens: 1,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,321stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,618thHighest Economic Output: 3,083rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,638thMost Authoritarian: 4,105thMost Stationary: 4,995thLargest Governments: 5,332ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,503rdLargest Populations: 6,854thHighest Average Incomes: 7,445thMost Conservative: 9,305thMost Influential: 10,796thTop
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Most Extreme: 17,436th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, many in NormanJackson are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, cities in NormanJackson declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : NormanJackson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : NormanJackson was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Equine Democracy of Triseria, infecting 324 million survivors.

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