The Federal Republic of Noravia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Allon Whitbeck with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 8.608 billion Noravians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rochelle. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Noravian economy, worth 292 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,897 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noravia's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Noravia is ranked 205,969^th in the world and 116^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82.78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.