The Constitutional Monarchy of Nolaneia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bich J Clorest with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.018 billion Nolaneites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thames city. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nolaneian economy, worth 117 trillion kats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,543 kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Thames city consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nolaneia's national animal is the Nolaneian fox cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nolaneia is ranked 20,263^rd in the world and 2^nd in Turoolai for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,824.99 Standard Monetary Units.