The Constitutional Monarchy of Nolaneia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bich J Clorest with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.298 billion Nolaneites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thames city. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nolaneian economy, worth 155 trillion kats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,177 kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, morning birdsong has been replaced by the sound of the morning patrol, visions of giant pink Nolaneian fox cats are a common side effect after Nolaneites eat their meals, and men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nolaneia's national animal is the Nolaneian fox cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nolaneia is ranked 52,662^nd in the world and 2^nd in Turoolai for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 76.22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.