The Republic of EqualityForEveryone is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.091 billion EqualityForEveryoneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeysuckle. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming EqualityForEveryonean economy, worth 92.3 trillion Lupineses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,565 Lupineses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Opossums is one of the most popular forenames in EqualityForEveryone, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EqualityForEveryone's national animal is the Opossums, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

EqualityForEveryone is ranked 296,248^th in the world and 3^rd in Turoolai for Largest Black Market, with 26.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.