The Holy Democratic federation of Nirvanic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maloei dé Cartarnö with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.659 billion Nirvanian are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Çeraf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nivian economy, worth 412 trillion Nivans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 155,002 Nivans, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Maloei dé Cartarnö. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nirvanic's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nirvanic is ranked 249,096^th in the world and 34^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.