The Holy Democratic federation of Nirvanic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Maloei dé Cartarnö with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.725 billion Nirvanian are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Çeraf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nivian economy, worth 422 trillion Nivans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 154,976 Nivans, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Structures are raised on promises, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby", a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and government policy is dictated by Christianity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nirvanic's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nirvanic is ranked 26,015^th in the world and 18^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,897.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.