The LETI Holdout of Nimzonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Olaf Jakobsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 45.994 billion Nimzonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Letiburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nimzonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,183 trillion new shivs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 221,417 new shivs, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, there's no representation without taxation, and it turns out that trees grow on new shivs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nimzonia's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nimzonia is ranked 329,306^th in the world and 1^st in The Lake Erie Tropical Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -16.12 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.