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Most Stationary: 502ndLargest Mining Sector: 613thHighest Economic Output: 887th
The LETI Holdout of
Capitalist Paradise
We're Still Here
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Nimzonia

Population32.781 billion

CapitalLetiburg
LeaderOlaf Jakobsson

Currencynew shiv
Animalcrow

The LETI Holdout of Nimzonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Olaf Jakobsson with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.781 billion Nimzonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Letiburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nimzonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,237 trillion new shivs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 220,784 new shivs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, N-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Nimzonia's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nimzonia's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nimzonia is ranked 202,946th in the world and 1st in The Lake Erie Tropical Islands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 3.99 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Stationary: 502ndLargest Mining Sector: 613thHighest Economic Output: 887thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,303rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,309thLargest Populations: 1,434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,500thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,160thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,434thFattest Citizens: 2,623rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,841stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,514thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,661stMost Armed: 3,810thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,820thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,952ndMost Influential: 6,355thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,443rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,568thMost Secular: 7,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,502ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,877thSafest: 14,104thSmartest Citizens: 15,906thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,329th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Nimzonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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