The Fluffy Dream of Nightmeow is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Cat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.976 billion Nightmeowians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bed. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.6%.

The all-consuming Nightmeowian economy, worth 673 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 96,494 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and the face of Cat is a permanent feature of the Bed skyline. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Nightmeow's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sleep.

Nightmeow is ranked 69,778^th in the world and 1,137^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 96,494.15 Standard Monetary Units.