Population | 18.383 billion |
Capital | Carriebean City |
Leader | Spencer Cook |
Faith | Communist Catholicism |
Currency | Sai |
Animal | Fatty |
The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Spencer Cook with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 18.383 billion Carriebeaners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,990 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,039 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.
Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 306,143rd in the world and 6th in Cobalt Network for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.4 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Newne Carriebean7 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "homework abolishment act".
- : Newne Carriebean7 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Alcatraz".
- : Newne Carriebean7 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Newne Carriebean7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Newne Carriebean7 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : The Democratic Republic of Chewion was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Newne Carriebean7, infecting 8 million survivors.
- : The Democratic Republic of Chewion was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Newne Carriebean7, infecting 15 million survivors.
- : The Democratic Republic of Chewion was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Newne Carriebean7, infecting 6 million survivors.
- : Newne Carriebean7 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Zombies.
- : The Democratic Republic of Chewion was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Newne Carriebean7, infecting 58 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.