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Most Devout: 67thLargest Gambling Industry: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th
The Revolutionary Military Junta of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Long Live the Junta of Carriebean!
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Newne Carriebean7

Population18.383 billion

CapitalCarriebean City
LeaderSpencer Cook
FaithCommunist Catholicism

CurrencySai
AnimalFatty

The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Spencer Cook with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 18.383 billion Carriebeaners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,990 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,039 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 306,143rd in the world and 6th in Cobalt Network for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.4 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Devout: 67thLargest Gambling Industry: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88thMost Ignorant Citizens: 92ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175thLargest Black Market: 223rdLargest Mining Sector: 287thMost Avoided: 298thMost Armed: 369thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 376thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 398thFattest Citizens: 404thMost Primitive: 501stHighest Average Incomes: 505thLargest Insurance Industry: 506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 525thHighest Poor Incomes: 790thRudest Citizens: 820thMost Advanced Public Transport: 908thHighest Economic Output: 1,069thHighest Crime Rates: 1,340thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,438thLargest Governments: 1,891stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,276thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,418thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,853rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,921stLargest Retail Industry: 4,949thNudest: 7,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,419thMost Stationary: 11,379thMost Influential: 11,558thMost Efficient Economies: 12,826thTop
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