The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Spencer Cook with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.914 billion Carriebeaners are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,589 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 484,629 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ghost regiments exist only on paper, the Great Carriebeanian Tar Cloud can be seen from space, the caged-bird trade is singing, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 3,994^th in the world and 1^st in Cobalt Network for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 10,466.4 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.