The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Spencer Cook with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, conspicuous electricity pylons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.695 billion Carriebeaners are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,179 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,949 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.
Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 306,467th in the world and 6th in Cobalt Network for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Newne Carriebean7 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Shizensky Prime".
- : Newne Carriebean7's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : Newne Carriebean7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Newne Carriebean7's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Newne Carriebean7 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls"".
- : Newne Carriebean7 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Historical Region Act ".
- : Newne Carriebean7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
- : Newne Carriebean7's influence in Cobalt Network fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Newne Carriebean7 lodged a message on the Cobalt Network Regional Message Board.
- : Newne Carriebean7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
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