The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nathan K Hatch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.761 billion Carriebeaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,993 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 455,875 Sais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,459,236 per year while the poor average 108,109, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Carriebeanian flag can be displayed, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 44,615^th in the world and 8^th in Cobalt Network for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.