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Most Devout: 42nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th Most Ignorant Citizens: 63rd
The Revolutionary Military Junta of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long Live the Junta of Carriebean!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
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Newne Carriebean7

Population8.761 billion

CapitalCarriebean City
LeaderNathan K Hatch
FaithCommunist Catholicism

CurrencySai
AnimalFatty

The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nathan K Hatch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.761 billion Carriebeaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,993 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 455,875 Sais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,459,236 per year while the poor average 108,109, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Carriebeanian flag can be displayed, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 44,615th in the world and 8th in Cobalt Network for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Devout: 42ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54thMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79thMost Corrupt Governments: 102ndLargest Gambling Industry: 108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 112thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 191stLargest Black Market: 208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 254thLargest Mining Sector: 272ndMost Avoided: 283rdHighest Average Incomes: 345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 350thMost Armed: 353rdFattest Citizens: 407thLargest Insurance Industry: 425thMost Primitive: 461stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 558thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 868thRudest Citizens: 893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,241stHighest Crime Rates: 1,449thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,722ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,788thHighest Economic Output: 2,160thLargest Retail Industry: 2,467thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,098thNudest: 4,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,668thMost Efficient Economies: 4,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,586thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,655thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 16,791st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Newne Carriebean7 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Carriebeanian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, the Fatties of Newne Carriebean7 are surprisingly well-adjusted.

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