The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nathan K Hatch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.224 billion Carriebeaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,627 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 441,039 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, and women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 151,473^rd in the world and 31^st in Cobalt Network for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 27.56 Workforce Participation Rate.