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Largest Gambling Industry: 59thMost Devout: 66thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st
The Revolutionary Military Junta of
Moralistic Democracy
Long Live the Junta of Carriebean!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Newne Carriebean7

Population16.695 billion

CapitalCarriebean City
LeaderSpencer Cook
FaithCommunist Catholicism


The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Spencer Cook with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, conspicuous electricity pylons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.695 billion Carriebeaners are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,179 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,949 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 306,467th in the world and 6th in Cobalt Network for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Largest Gambling Industry: 59thMost Devout: 66thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81stMost Ignorant Citizens: 82ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thMost Corrupt Governments: 130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 158thLargest Black Market: 225thLargest Mining Sector: 271stMost Avoided: 276thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 334thMost Armed: 338thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 355thFattest Citizens: 386thHighest Average Incomes: 445thMost Primitive: 473rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 497thLargest Insurance Industry: 502ndRudest Citizens: 613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 924thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,029thHighest Economic Output: 1,143rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,215thLargest Governments: 1,821stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,916thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,053rdMost Patriotic: 2,185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,466thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,769thLargest Retail Industry: 3,973rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,571stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,560thNudest: 8,137thMost Efficient Economies: 9,866thMost Stationary: 12,685thMost Influential: 14,491stTop
Largest Populations: 19,502nd

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