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Most Devout: 43rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th
The Revolutionary Military Junta of
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Long Live the Junta of Carriebean!
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Newne Carriebean7

Population10.83 billion

CapitalCarriebean City
LeaderSpencer Cook
FaithCommunist Catholicism

CurrencySai
AnimalFatty

The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Spencer Cook with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.83 billion Carriebeaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,207 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 480,823 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Online tourism reviews of Newne Carriebean7 are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, and everyone apparently sends Spencer Cook hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 19,519th in the world and 7th in Cobalt Network for Most Influential, scoring 1,984 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Devout: 43rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82ndLargest Gambling Industry: 95thMost Corrupt Governments: 103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127thLargest Mining Sector: 247thLargest Black Market: 251stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 256thMost Avoided: 282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 317thFattest Citizens: 319thMost Armed: 350thHighest Average Incomes: 362ndMost Primitive: 406thLargest Insurance Industry: 480thHighest Poor Incomes: 586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,035thRudest Citizens: 1,176thLargest Governments: 1,379thHighest Economic Output: 1,739thHighest Crime Rates: 1,761stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,606thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,630thLargest Retail Industry: 2,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,631stNudest: 6,298thMost Efficient Economies: 8,810thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,313thMost Influential: 19,542ndMost Stationary: 20,043rdMost Conservative: 21,914th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newne Carriebean7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, everyone apparently sends Spencer Cook hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, online tourism reviews of Newne Carriebean7 are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Carriebeanian throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.

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