The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Spencer Cook with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.83 billion Carriebeaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,207 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 480,823 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Online tourism reviews of Newne Carriebean7 are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, and everyone apparently sends Spencer Cook hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 19,519^th in the world and 7^th in Cobalt Network for Most Influential, scoring 1,984 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.