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Most Devout: 46th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th Most Ignorant Citizens: 65th
The Revolutionary Military Junta of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long Live the Junta of Carriebean!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Newne Carriebean7

Population8.224 billion

CapitalCarriebean City
LeaderNathan K Hatch
FaithCommunist Catholicism

CurrencySai
AnimalFatty

The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nathan K Hatch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.224 billion Carriebeaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,627 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 441,039 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, and women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 151,473rd in the world and 31st in Cobalt Network for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 27.56 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Devout: 46thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60thMost Ignorant Citizens: 65thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80thLargest Gambling Industry: 101stMost Corrupt Governments: 109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 199thLargest Black Market: 224thLargest Mining Sector: 266thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 284thMost Avoided: 292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356thMost Armed: 358thHighest Average Incomes: 378thLargest Insurance Industry: 401stMost Primitive: 407thFattest Citizens: 463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 539thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,017thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,357thHighest Crime Rates: 1,476thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,985thRudest Citizens: 2,029thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,129thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,394thHighest Economic Output: 2,447thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,600thLargest Retail Industry: 3,570thNudest: 4,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,272ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,974thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,969th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newne Carriebean7 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibit Private Prisons".
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of Newne Carriebean7".
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, Harry Potter books are banned.

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