| Population | 26.589 billion |
| Capital | Kasumi col Annette |
| Faith | Pastafarian-Deism |
| Currency | Valine |
| Animal | Grey Speckled Wyvern |
The Freethinker's Spading Union of New Kamakuri is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.589 billion New Kamakurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasumi col Annette. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Kamakurian economy, worth a remarkable 4,962 trillion Valines a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,644 Valines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kamakuri's national animal is the Grey Speckled Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarian-Deism.
New Kamakuri is ranked 19,200th in the world and 1,033rd in Balder for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,874.92 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New Kamakuri, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies.
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New Kamakuri, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in
New Kamakuri, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
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New Kamakuri, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
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New Kamakuri, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Grey Speckled Wyverns and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
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New Kamakuri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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New Kamakuri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Advanced Public Transport.
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New Kamakuri, foreign workers are flooding in as Valines flood out.
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New Kamakuri, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in
New Kamakuri, artists are pillars of society.


















































