The Glorious Kingdom of New-Normandy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Roland V with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.355 billion Novo-Normans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montréal. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Norman economy, worth a remarkable 1,736 trillion Piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 398,636 Piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New-Normandy's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

New-Normandy is ranked 332,129^th in the world and 32^nd in The Great Monarchical Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 0.08 average smiles per day.