The Confederacy of Neu Engollon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Council President Escoffel with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.56 billion Neu Engollians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genève. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Engollian economy, worth a remarkable 3,945 trillion Helvetis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,105 Helvetis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Engollon's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neu Engollon is ranked 233,509^th in the world and 23^rd in Teremara for Fattest Citizens, with 8.17 Obesity Rate.