The Confederacy of Neu Engollon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Council President Garavano with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.591 billion Neu Engollians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genève. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Engollian economy, worth a remarkable 2,024 trillion Helvetis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,729 Helvetis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Neu Engollon are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Engollon's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neu Engollon is ranked 69,441^st in the world and 8^th in Teremara for Most Inclusive, scoring 104.81 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.