The Meritocratic Republic of Neo Prutenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Friedrich Georg Hohenheimer with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.577 billion Prut are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königssteen. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Prut economy, worth an astonishing 18,649 trillion Prut Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 524,207 Prut Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Prutenia's national animal is the Pelagic Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Heliandism.

Neo Prutenia is ranked 304,673^rd in the world and 11,710^th in Lazarus for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -758 on the Hayek Index.