The Republic of Popular Councils of Neo Kerala is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.295 billion Neo Keralites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuvannakotta. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Keralite economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Chinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,074 Chinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kerala's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Neo Kerala is ranked 254,221^st in the world and 39^th in India for Highest Drug Use, scoring 51.36 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.