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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,371st
The Republic of Popular Councils of
Corrupt Dictatorship
what if instead of neo kerala it was called meow kerala
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Neo Kerala

Population15.183 billion

CapitalChuvannakotta
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyChinum
AnimalElephant

The Republic of Popular Councils of Neo Kerala is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.183 billion Neo Keralites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuvannakotta. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Keralite economy, worth a remarkable 2,248 trillion Chinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,074 Chinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kerala's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Neo Kerala is ranked 29,276th in the world and 11th in India for Largest Populations, with 15.2 billion capita.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,371stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,486thMost Developed: 5,659thMost Cultured: 5,720thHighest Food Quality: 5,908thMost Inclusive: 6,074thMost Accessible: 6,185thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,274thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,873rdNicest Citizens: 6,939thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,011thSmartest Citizens: 7,279thLargest Governments: 7,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,575thMost Efficient Economies: 8,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,214thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,683rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,025thLowest Crime Rates: 12,588thMost Pacifist: 12,729thHighest Economic Output: 13,958thTop
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Most Secular: 16,881stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,878thBest Weather: 19,316thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,206thMost Income Equality: 22,221stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,594thHighest Average Incomes: 26,823rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,678thLargest Populations: 29,276thSafest: 31,255th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo Kerala lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
  • : Neo Kerala lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
  • : Neo Kerala's influence in India rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Neo Kerala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Neo Kerala changed its national motto to "what if instead of neo kerala it was called meow kerala".
  • : Neo Kerala lodged a message on the Indian Mars Regional Message Board.
  • : Neo Kerala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Neo Kerala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Neo Kerala changed its national motto to "only keep this alive for memories".
  • : Neo Kerala revoked its national leader.

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