The United Republic of Need a Name is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Constantine Theodosius with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.582 billion Romans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Need a Namean economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion Talons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,619 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, royalty is so last century, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Need a Name's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Need a Name is ranked 23,069^th in the world and 882^nd in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 17.6 billion capita.