The Grand Combine of Naval Monte is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Consul Monique D'Aubainne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.224 billion Naval Monteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carmina Aurorae. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naval Montean economy, worth a remarkable 5,378 trillion Marina Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,103 Marina Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign football clubs wave the Naval Montean flag before every game, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown. Naval Monte's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Esoteric Occultism.

Naval Monte is ranked 8,229^th in the world and 3^rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,046.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.