The Empire of Nationuraniume is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by connette with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.194 billion nationurami enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the underground bunker. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient radioactive economy, worth a remarkable 1,657 trillion tsar bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,302 tsar bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Nationuraniume Blood Tithe, and bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationuraniume's national animal is the plutonium, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is anime.

Nationuraniume is ranked 189,319^th in the world and 7,166^th in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.57 percentage of bribes refused.