by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 99th Most Advanced Public Transport: 175th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 180th
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Population24.929 billion

Leaderthe Central Committee
Faithstate-sponsored atheism

Currencywork point

The Actually Existing Socialism of Zutroy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Central Committee with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.929 billion Zutrons are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zutroy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zutron economy, worth a remarkable 5,765 trillion work points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 231,260 work points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zutroy's national animal is the suid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state-sponsored atheism.

Zutroy is ranked 180th in the world and 1st in Red Army Headquarters for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 8,306.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 99thMost Advanced Public Transport: 175thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 247thLargest Governments: 313thMost Efficient Economies: 344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 555thLowest Crime Rates: 611thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 612thMost Beautiful Environments: 749thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 899thMost Developed: 913thMost Cultured: 1,041stHighest Economic Output: 1,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,142ndSmartest Citizens: 1,160thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,295thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,397thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,527thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,547thTop
Safest: 1,646thMost Inclusive: 1,894thNicest Citizens: 1,954thHealthiest Citizens: 2,833rdLargest Populations: 2,967thMost Pacifist: 3,318thHighest Average Incomes: 3,601stBest Weather: 3,829thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,803rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,471stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7,962ndMost Secular: 8,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,984th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zutroy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Pierconium".
  • : Zutroy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Justice Accord".
  • : Zutroy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Farm".
  • : Zutroy updated the World Factbook entry in Red Army Headquarters.
  • : Zutroy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Airspace".
  • : Zutroy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Endangered Species Protection"".
  • : Zutroy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protecting Personal Data"".
  • : Zutroy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Depository standards Act".
  • : Zutroy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Darkesia".
  • : Zutroy's influence in Red Army Headquarters rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".


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