The Nomadic Peoples of Zombie Minion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Disembodied Brain with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.842 billion Minions are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalled Car. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 4,998 trillion souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 361,095 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sibling rivalry has become a favorite topic for developmental psychologists, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant, and rumor has it that Disembodied Brain has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zombie Minion's national animal is the henchman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gru.

Zombie Minion is ranked 1,779^th in the world and 1^st in Silverhold for Highest Poor Incomes, with 228,155.1 Standard Monetary Units.