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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,712thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,791stMost Armed: 8,131st
The Undead Beauty of
Authoritarian Democracy
Bite Makes Right
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Zombie Girlfriend

Population7.018 billion

CapitalOverrun Shopping Mall
LeaderHer Undead Hopes and Dreams
FaithHis Undying Devotion to Her

CurrencyHis Deathless Promise Ring
AnimalUndead Pony

The Undead Beauty of Zombie Girlfriend is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Undead Hopes and Dreams with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete absence of social welfare. The humorless, devout population of 7.018 billion Zombie Girlfriends are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Overrun Shopping Mall. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The strong Zombie Girlfriend economy, worth 778 trillion His Deathless Promise Rings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,955 His Deathless Promise Rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zombie Girlfriend's national animal is the Undead Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is His Undying Devotion to Her.

Zombie Girlfriend is ranked 12,294th in the world and 9th in After the Fall for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 38,902.77 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,712thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 6,791stMost Armed: 8,131stMost Devout: 8,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,532ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,294thBest Weather: 12,439thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,056thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,163rdMost Patriotic: 15,438thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,059thHealthiest Citizens: 16,084thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 18,883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 22,584thSmartest Citizens: 24,062ndLargest Black Market: 26,808th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Girlfriend, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Girlfriend, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Girlfriend, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Girlfriend, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Girlfriend, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
  • : Zombie Girlfriend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Girlfriend, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Girlfriend, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Zombie Girlfriend was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Girlfriend, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.

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