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Highest Crime Rates: 1,742ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,741stMost Avoided: 3,971st
The Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Let it go
Influence
Hegemony
Chief Revenant
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zombie Elsa

Population15.077 billion

CapitalArendelle
LeaderZombie Elsa
Faithfollowers of Zombie Elsa

CurrencyZombuck
AnimalZombie

The Republic of Zombie Elsa is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Zombie Elsa with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.077 billion Zombies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arendelle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Zombucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 87,858 Zombucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 441,932 per year while the poor average 9,762, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, baiting is a national sport, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm, and kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zombie Elsa's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is followers of Zombie Elsa.

Zombie Elsa is ranked 37,958th in the world and 1st in Fjord for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,742ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,741stTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,971stFattest Citizens: 4,425thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,630thLargest Retail Industry: 6,136thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,482ndRudest Citizens: 10,525thMost Stationary: 10,532ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,827thMost Armed: 12,980thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,417thMost Influential: 15,058thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,384thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 22,285thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,299thHighest Economic Output: 28,030thLargest Populations: 29,353rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29,856thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,493rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm.
  • : Zombie Elsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Zombie Elsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, the children of Zombie Elsa are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.

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