The A of the B of the C of the D of Zjaum is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by T'korov Eyeketrau with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.257 billion R'Koo-oi are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wt'kroiya Turayi. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wrau-yi economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion wyis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 303,326 wyis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,569,011 per year while the poor average 31,858, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBZ Governor goes house hunting, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zjaum's national animal is the woiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Zjaum is ranked 170,820^th in the world and 92^nd in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -42.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.