The A of the B of the C of the D of Zjaum is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by T'korov Eyeketrau with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.332 billion R'Koo-oi are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wt'kroiya Turayi. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wrau-yi economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion wyis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 308,832 wyis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,411,908 per year while the poor average 41,143, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

Posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zjaum's national animal is the woiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Zjaum is ranked 172,700^th in the world and 103^rd in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.75 Missed References Per Hour.