The Republic of Zethre Dells is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.782 billion Zethre Dellsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 47.5%.

The all-consuming Zethre Dellsian economy, worth 473 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,015 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zethre Dells's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zethre Dells is ranked 77,924^th in the world and 23^rd in Audinesca for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,306.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.