Population | 8.325 billion |
Currency | Yuyu coin |
Animal | Yuyu |
The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 11 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.325 billion Yuyu Puppet 11ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 11ian economy, worth 994 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 119,432 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 11's national animal is the Yuyu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yuyu Puppet 11 is ranked 159,153rd in the world and 15th in Willow Farm for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yuyu Puppet 11 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 11, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Yuyu Puppet 11's influence in Willow Farm rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 11, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 11, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 11, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Yuyu Puppet 11 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 11, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 11, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 11, you're only as old as you feel.