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Most Valuable International Artwork: 227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 388thMost Armed: 1,117th
The Red Wing Chun Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry
Emperor Yip Kai Man
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Yip Man

Population17.632 billion

CapitalFoshan
LeaderEmperor Yip Kai Man
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyWing Chun Yuan
AnimalRed Panda

The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.632 billion Foshanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 2,376 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,764 Wing Chun Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, teenagers are severely punished for being out too late, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and the latest political memes depict Emperor Yip Kai Man as an overly-choreographed robot. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 2,343rd in the world and 11th in Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 12,010.03 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 388thMost Armed: 1,117thHighest Crime Rates: 1,341stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,354thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,343rdLargest Black Market: 2,639thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,800thMost Primitive: 4,804thHighest Economic Output: 6,408thMost Efficient Economies: 9,450thMost Secular: 9,518thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,875thLargest Populations: 9,982ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,015thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,081stMost Cultured: 10,105thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,305thMost Inclusive: 11,548thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,195thLargest Retail Industry: 16,499thHighest Average Incomes: 18,213thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,987th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, the latest political memes depict Emperor Yip Kai Man as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, teenagers are severely punished for being out too late.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.

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