Population | 20.584 billion |
Capital | Foshan |
Leader | Emperor Yip Kai Man |
Faith | Buddhism |
Currency | Wing Chun Yuan |
Animal | Red Panda |
The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.584 billion Foshanites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Social Policy, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 4,006 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 194,652 Wing Chun Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.
Yip Man is ranked 169,638th in the world and 104th in Texas for Most Income Equality, scoring 22.54 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Yip Man, all beauty contests have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Yip Man, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
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Yip Man was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in
Yip Man, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in
Yip Man, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
- : Following new legislation in
Yip Man, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
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Yip Man lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Yip Man, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
- : Following new legislation in
Yip Man, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
- : Following new legislation in
Yip Man, cigarettes are dead-cheap.