Population | 17.632 billion |
Capital | Foshan |
Leader | Emperor Yip Kai Man |
Faith | Buddhism |
Currency | Wing Chun Yuan |
Animal | Red Panda |
The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.632 billion Foshanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 2,376 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,764 Wing Chun Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, teenagers are severely punished for being out too late, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and the latest political memes depict Emperor Yip Kai Man as an overly-choreographed robot. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.
Yip Man is ranked 2,343rd in the world and 11th in Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 12,010.03 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yip Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Yip Man, the latest political memes depict Emperor Yip Kai Man as an overly-choreographed robot.
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Yip Man, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
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Yip Man, teenagers are severely punished for being out too late.
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Yip Man, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
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Yip Man, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
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Yip Man, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
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Yip Man, politicians have tenure.
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Yip Man, people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo.
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Yip Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.