The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 16.91 billion Foshanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 107,987 Wing Chun Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is well under control. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 86,171^st in the world and 109^th in Texas for Rudest Citizens, with 51.8 Insults Per Minute.