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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 169thMost Valuable International Artwork: 462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 514th
The Red Wing Chun Nation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry
Emperor Yip Kai Man
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Yip Man

Population20.584 billion

CapitalFoshan
LeaderEmperor Yip Kai Man
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyWing Chun Yuan
AnimalRed Panda

The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.584 billion Foshanites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Social Policy, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 4,006 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 194,652 Wing Chun Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 169,638th in the world and 104th in Texas for Most Income Equality, scoring 22.54 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 169thMost Valuable International Artwork: 462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 514thMost Armed: 1,032ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,087thHighest Crime Rates: 1,126thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,182ndLargest Black Market: 1,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,977thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,960thHighest Economic Output: 3,667thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,725thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,684thMost Avoided: 4,814thMost Efficient Economies: 5,213thLargest Retail Industry: 6,419thMost Cultured: 6,790thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,643rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,881stHighest Average Incomes: 7,894thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,643rdMost Inclusive: 8,723rdLargest Populations: 9,290thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,403rdMost Secular: 10,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,943rdHighest Food Quality: 10,990thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,642ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,460thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,638thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,601stMost Influential: 23,820th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Yip Man was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Yip Man lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, cigarettes are dead-cheap.

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