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Most Valuable International Artwork: 144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,816thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,650th
The Red Wing Chun Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry
Emperor Yip Kai Man
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Yip Man

Population16.91 billion

CapitalFoshan
LeaderEmperor Yip Kai Man
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyWing Chun Yuan
AnimalRed Panda

The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 16.91 billion Foshanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 107,987 Wing Chun Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is well under control. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 86,171st in the world and 109th in Texas for Rudest Citizens, with 51.8 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,816thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,650thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,881stMost Armed: 4,579thLargest Black Market: 5,038thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,401stHighest Economic Output: 8,473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,642ndFattest Citizens: 9,381stLargest Populations: 10,062ndNicest Citizens: 10,619thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,913thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,387thMost Inclusive: 11,399thMost Cultured: 12,631stMost Devout: 13,757thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,287th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
  • : Yip Man agreed to construct embassies between A Nest of Bamboo Rats and My Chemical Romance.
  • : Yip Man agreed to construct embassies between A Nest of Bamboo Rats and Ulfhednar Camp.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Yip Man lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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